Sophia: #1. Wear heels! Flats are for the unflirtatious.
Me: Cleopatra wore flats, so there.
Sophia: #2. Mess up your hair just a little. It's sexier that way.
Me: Awesome! Think of the time I'll save in the morning by not brushing my hair.
Sophia: #3. Sexy is a state of mind. Believe you're sexy, and you are.
Me: What if I'm believing that I'm sexy, but I'm wearing flats and I've brushed my hair.
Sophia: #4. If you've got it, flaunt it! Have nice legs? Wear short skirts.
Me: I've got asthma.
Sophia: #5. Be silly, not serious. It's sexier.
Me: This is the fourth time 'sexy' is used in this list. Oh, sorry! *shoves seriousness to the side and giggles instead*
Sophia: #6. A push-up bra never hurts.
Me: If the underwire pokes out the end and digs into your flesh, then yeah, it does hurt.
Sophia: #7. Talk with a husky voice and keep it just above a whisper.
Me: How can I be silly with a husky voice that's just above a whisper? Everyone will think I have a cold or that I'm doing a bad Christopher Waken impersonation.
Which rule is your favorite? Mine, not Sophia's...