Monday, 27 February 2012

Bringin' Schmexy Back, An ode to Once Upon A Time




Bringin' Schmexy Back 
Sung to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back"

I'm bringin' Schmexy back.
Those fairytale characters don't know how to act.
I'm hopin' Ruby will pick up the slack.
And get the Big Bad Wolf to find his pack.

He's hidin' in the forest!

Evil Queen.
She crushed his heart to dust but not his spleen.
Who did her wrong or was she was born that mean?
I hope his heart still beats in Emma's dreams.

He's hidin' in the forest!

Find the freaky eyed wolf.
He knows the way.
Check the animal shelter.
He knows the way.

MIA

He knows the way.
Get Ruby to drive.
He knows the way.
Let's see what the writer is messin' with.
He knows the way.
Sheriff's way too hot.
He knows the way.
He can't be dropped.

He knows the way.
Get your unicorn on.
He knows the way.
Get your unicorn on.
He knows the way.

Get your unicorn on.

I'm bringin' Schmexy back.
Snow White can't find the memories that she lacks.
He was the Huntsman but he saved her back.
Now she's stuck at school and baby that's a fact.

He's hidin' in the forest!

(Repeat Chorus)

I'm bringin' Schmexy back.
The writer knows somethin' and that's no flack.
The Big Bad wolf will be the one to act.
'Cause Ruby's more than an impressive rack.

He's hidin' in the forest!

Find the freaky eyed wolf.
He knows the way.
Check the animal shelter.
He knows the way.

MIA

He knows the way.
Get Ruby to drive.
He knows the way.
Let's see what the writer is messin' with.
He knows the way.
Sheriff's too hot.
He knows the way.
He can't be dropped.

He knows the way.
Get your unicorn on.
He knows the way.
Get your unicorn on.
He knows the way.

Get your unicorn on.



4 comments:

Ann Marie Walker said...

The real question is: why did he leave in the first place?? Storybrook needs a hottie and that two-timer "Charming" is not good enough! (Seriously, he gave her the other woman's Valentine???)

Bethany Myers said...

So true. And the writer is hardly a replacement.

Small Town Shelly Brown said...

LOL! You are so funny! Very clever :)

Bethany Myers said...

Thanks, Shelly. I'll be here until Thursday, try the chicken.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...